Tuesday, June 30, 2009

DUI Enforcement Blitz Planned for Virginia's Motorists This Weekend

There's no better way to celebrate freedom than getting stopped and made to show your travelling papers. Russia 1984? Nope. Virginia, this coming weekend. That's right friends. Independence day will be celebrated this week with police checkpoints all across our beautiful state.

According to this article on the Roanoke Times' website, the Virginia State Police are planning an "aggressive enforcement blitz" featuring "concentrated DUI enforcement operations" during a "Checkpoint Strikeforce campaign." Whoa, that's a lot of testosterone in one little sentence! But sure enough, you can count on seeing your good friends the state troopers this weekend.

Unfortunately these aggressive enforcement blitz concentrated DUI enforcement operation Checkpoint Strikeforce campaigns will do little to enhance your safety. Studies have shown that practically all of the drivers stopped and inconvenienced are in fact innocent of all crimes. But big brother can never be too sure, can he?

If you are lucky enough to be sober while the police lean into your window to demand your papers and assess your condition, feel free to let them know that you appreciate their hard work in furtherance of this great nation and the principles for which we stand. The irony will completely escape them and they will believe that you are serious and that they are actually standing up for the bill of rights. Wrong.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

UPDATE: NOW WITH PHOTOS! When all Else Fails During a DUI Stop, Flash the Cop

You may remember that I posted on Tina Lopez, who allegedly gave the arresting officer an eyeful during a DUI stop back in April. Well I got an e-mail today from a person claiming to be Tina! Thanks to her lucky fiancee, we now have gotten permission to post her photo (albeit without her fabulous 1000 watt smile :-(


Assuming that it is her, the details are thrilling. I have no way to verify that this is the same person in the news story, but I believe it to be her. There's a twist to the story and I am the first and only blogger in the world with first hand details. As I stated in the previous article, I personally didn't think her actions were all that unacceptable. I know that I wouldn't have felt like any kind of victim if I'd been subjected to her semi-disrobed presentation.

Well guess what y'all! According to my e-mail, they tried to make Tina go to rehab and she said know, know, know, your Honor, that I take full responsibility for making this mistake, and I am taking every step to rehabilitate myself. Or she probably said something like that. She had a good lawyer that got most of the charges dropped. Ms. Lopez was very remorseful about the mistake she made, has finished almost all of her sentence, and it turns out that there is a lurid twist to the story - AND a hot photo of the alleged perpetrator has confirmed that she is totally cougariffic cop-bait!!!

It seems that Ms. Lopez had been winning at the casino when an unknown lady asked for a ride because her friends had left her there. Ms. Lopez agreed and they stopped to grab a beverage on the way home. When she started feeling dizzy, Ms. Lopez stopped the car. Turned out the passenger was a wanted fugitive from Texas with a purse full of pills. Did some of those pills unknowingly find their way into Tina's beverage? We can only speculate, because the breath test doesn't capture anything but alcohol. Did the fugitive want to drug and rob Tina of her lucky winnings? One can only speculate, and stranger things happen in FL every day.

Obviously a person who has unknowingly been drugged is not in a fair position to defend themselves against a DUI charge. Tina felt bad about possibly having exercised very poor judgment in giving a ride to this stranger. But in the grand scheme, it seems that being a good samaritan is not as bad as knowingly and intentionally going out on the roads in an intoxicated state. Ms. Lopez was good enough to send a photo, and I cannot understand why she was charged. After seeing her and corresponding with her, My wife and I took a vote and it was unanimous: she is intelligent, funny, and hot! Not bimbo hot; fabulous hot. Judge for yourself!

If I was that cop I would have fallen prey to the Jedi Mind Trick and simply stared at the exposed breasts until Ms. Lopez sobered up and turned off the tractor beam by putting her halter top back on. But not only was he dedicated enough to ignore the allure of her chest ornaments, he didn't even give her a hard time like the guys on TV. Hey, if you have to be charged with a crime, it's nice when the cop is kind, sympathetic, and professional (trust me, I know). If any of you are considering flashing the cops during a traffic stop, please be good enough to capture it on video and send it to me for posting. That way we can find out whether it ever works, or fails every time. Just kidding, but seriously if you have cop flashing video, send it.

Does this guy look happy about the way people are treated under current DUI laws?

Meet Virginia Beach Master Police Officer Bryan K. Womble, 36. He might look familiar if you have ever been arrested for DUI in VA Beach. He is a member of the Police Department's eight man Selective Enforcement team, which specializes in DUI. He's also the officer who arrested retired NFL star Bruce Smith last month on a charge of drunken driving.

I am looking at this mug shot and I want to feel sorry for the subject. But it's hard. You see, he's been going around lecturing people about the dangers of drunk driving. According to an article in Pilot online, "Womble... was one of two Beach officers to be flown aboard the carrier Theodore Roosevelt last year to teach sailors the dangers of drunken driving." Guess whose tax dollars paid for that adventure.

Now he's been arrested for driving under the influence. This is a familiar pattern. Cops get arrested for DUI quite frequently. Especially if they have been recognized for DUI arrests by their bosses or the hysterical buttinskies at MADD. No word on a BAC yet. Did he refuse? One would hope so, but he could have been a stone cold sober victim of faulty police tests that wrongfully labelled him as a drunk. Only time will tell. Good luck Bryan.

If Bryan asked my opinion (he didn't), I'd recommend calling Mike Tillotsen on Monday morning. I'd suggest asking him to provide representation in a very short-notice administrative license suspension hearing, cross examining the arresting officer while a court reporter captures every word.

UPDATE: Womble has already retained counsel. Attorney Larry Slipow is on the job, and hopefully he will get the best results for officer Womble. Best of luck Larry and Bryan!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Convicted of DUI in VA as a Teen, He Violates Probation by Picking up 3rd DUI Charge in Florida

Meet Arkee Hall, depicted above in this screenshot from myfoxdc.com. Unfortunately the website reports that this fellow has allegedly just been charged with his third DUI after a juvenile DUI that allegedly resulted in a fatality here in Virginia.

I have mixed feelings about this young man's situation. On the one hand there is a natural instinct to blame someone in this situation. One the other, one has to wonder why he wasn't monitored more closely. Why was he not required to drive - every day to the probation officer to certify that he had an ignition interlock?

People who get suspended generally have something in common. They all drive anyway. Why not assure that their cars have a device that ensures no further DUIs? Perhaps Arkee will hire a decent DUI defense specialist who will be able to maximize his chances of acquittal. Perhaps he will be acquitted. Perhaps he is in fact innocent of the latest DUI charges. But one thing is for certain: a system that puts drunk drivers back on the streets over and over cannot possibly be a more effective system than one that requires ignition interlocks on all cars.

Monday, June 1, 2009

California Cop Facing Second DUI Charge Within Six Months

Meet Hector Ortiz. He's a detective from the Merced, CA Police Department. I wonder whether he is really intelligent enough to be a detective. Not because of the DUI. That's a substance abuse issue rather than a matter of intelligence. Lots of cops are alcoholics, smokers, and, yes, drug addicts.

But Ortiz doesn't seem to learn when it comes to giving a breath sample. Back in January he was cited for DUI and gave a breath sample that registered 0.14 - almost double the legal limit. He was convicted for that DUI, fined $1,750, sentenced to 36 months informal probation, and required to complete a program for DUI offenders.

Last week he was arrested again for DUI. Incredibly, he gave a breath sample again. Most cops, prosecutors, judges and politicians who are arrested for DUI refuse to give a breath sample. They know that the "magical box" known as the breath alcohol testing machine will spit out a number that may or may not be good for them. That number may or may not be accurate, but it can certainly get you convicted and locked up in jail. But without a number, it can be very hard for the prosecution to even show probable cause for an arrest.