There's no better way to celebrate freedom than getting stopped and made to show your travelling papers. Russia 1984? Nope. Virginia, this coming weekend. That's right friends. Independence day will be celebrated this week with police checkpoints all across our beautiful state.
According to this article on the Roanoke Times' website, the Virginia State Police are planning an "aggressive enforcement blitz" featuring "concentrated DUI enforcement operations" during a "Checkpoint Strikeforce campaign." Whoa, that's a lot of testosterone in one little sentence! But sure enough, you can count on seeing your good friends the state troopers this weekend.
Unfortunately these aggressive enforcement blitz concentrated DUI enforcement operation Checkpoint Strikeforce campaigns will do little to enhance your safety. Studies have shown that practically all of the drivers stopped and inconvenienced are in fact innocent of all crimes. But big brother can never be too sure, can he?
If you are lucky enough to be sober while the police lean into your window to demand your papers and assess your condition, feel free to let them know that you appreciate their hard work in furtherance of this great nation and the principles for which we stand. The irony will completely escape them and they will believe that you are serious and that they are actually standing up for the bill of rights. Wrong.
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