You may remember that I posted on Tina Lopez, who allegedly gave the arresting officer an eyeful during a DUI stop back in April. Well I got an e-mail today from a person claiming to be Tina! Thanks to her lucky fiancee, we now have gotten permission to post her photo (albeit without her fabulous 1000 watt smile :-(Assuming that it is her, the details are thrilling. I have no way to verify that this is the same person in the news story, but I believe it to be her. There's a twist to the story and I am the first and only blogger in the world with first hand details. As I stated in the previous article, I personally didn't think her actions were all that unacceptable. I know that I wouldn't have felt like any kind of victim if I'd been subjected to her semi-disrobed presentation.
Well guess what y'all! According to my e-mail, they tried to make Tina go to rehab and she said know, know, know, your Honor, that I take full responsibility for making this mistake, and I am taking every step to rehabilitate myself. Or she probably said something like that. She had a good lawyer that got most of the charges dropped. Ms. Lopez was very remorseful about the mistake she made, has finished almost all of her sentence, and it turns out that there is a lurid twist to the story - AND a hot photo of the alleged perpetrator has confirmed that she is totally cougariffic cop-bait!!!
It seems that Ms. Lopez had been winning at the casino when an unknown lady asked for a ride because her friends had left her there. Ms. Lopez agreed and they stopped to grab a beverage on the way home. When she started feeling dizzy, Ms. Lopez stopped the car. Turned out the passenger was a wanted fugitive from Texas with a purse full of pills. Did some of those pills unknowingly find their way into Tina's beverage? We can only speculate, because the breath test doesn't capture anything but alcohol. Did the fugitive want to drug and rob Tina of her lucky winnings? One can only speculate, and stranger things happen in FL every day.
Obviously a person who has unknowingly been drugged is not in a fair position to defend themselves against a DUI charge. Tina felt bad about possibly having exercised very poor judgment in giving a ride to this stranger. But in the grand scheme, it seems that being a good samaritan is not as bad as knowingly and intentionally going out on the roads in an intoxicated state. Ms. Lopez was good enough to send a photo, and I cannot understand why she was charged. After seeing her and corresponding with her, My wife and I took a vote and it was unanimous: she is intelligent, funny, and hot! Not bimbo hot; fabulous hot. Judge for yourself!
If I was that cop I would have fallen prey to the Jedi Mind Trick and simply stared at the exposed breasts until Ms. Lopez sobered up and turned off the tractor beam by putting her halter top back on. But not only was he dedicated enough to ignore the allure of her chest ornaments, he didn't even give her a hard time like the guys on TV. Hey, if you have to be charged with a crime, it's nice when the cop is kind, sympathetic, and professional (trust me, I know). If any of you are considering flashing the cops during a traffic stop, please be good enough to capture it on video and send it to me for posting. That way we can find out whether it ever works, or fails every time. Just kidding, but seriously if you have cop flashing video, send it.
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